THE PARTY"S OVER

The parties are over, the hangovers are, hanging over and reality is setting in. Hello brave new dawn!

What have we done? Well, we have upset Call me Dave for a start or, have we? Normally when you rattle someones cage you get a response, usually dependent upon the voracity of the rattling. In Dave's case, nothing! It would appear that his biggest achievement since coming to Office is to redefine lethargy.

In contrast, his backbenchers have been kicked into action almost to a man. They have even come up with a novel idea to spike the guns of the dastardly UKIP. They want a referendum on a referendum. In their collective wisdom they believe that by holding a referendum before the next General Election on the platform, should Cameron or shouldn't Cameron  renegotiate our Terms in the EU, it will somehow buy them time and get themselves another Term in Office.
Back at Tory headquarters, The Twilight House For The Terminally Deluded, they are actually congratulating themselves for coming up with such a spiffing idea. Theresa May was dispatched to calm the Peasants, She assured us that she and her colleagues were listening to the grass roots.
You are ahead of me, I know, you too are picturing rows of Tory Ministers with their ears glued to the lawn at the back of No 10 patiently waiting for a sign whilst music from the 60's drifts from the Committee room window. Notably, "I can hear the grass grow", by The Move.

Meanwhile, sitting outside the Dog and Duck, Nigel Farage sparks up a duty free and takes a leisurely sip from his pint of Spitfire, safe in the knowledge that the real fruitcakes, clowns and loons are happily playing "Pretend" while his Party bask in the sunshine and ready themselves for the next offensive.

The media, to a man - and in some cases, to a woman - are all eagerly grabbing politicians for an opinion.
Media Person:   "Mr Labour, what do you think has caused the sudden rise in popularity for UKIP?"
Mr Labour:        "That's two questions, let me answer the first one first. I haven't seen any great rise in UKIP and secondly I don't think that you can say that they are more popular than the Labour Party.
However, I do believe that the results show that they are more popular than the Conservatives and this will be a headache for Mr Cameron."
Media Person:    "We will now go over to our outside broadcast unit and our Political Editor, John Noseworthy. Can you hear me John? What is the mood of the Tories?"
Noseworthy:      "I haven't got a clue, not seen one since Thursday night. The rumour is that they are all listening to the grass roots. Never mind, I have here a LibDem Spokesman. Mr Waffle what is the mood of your party given your poor showing in the Local Elections?"
Mr Waffle:        "As you would expect, given the results, buoyant."
Noseworthy:     "Buoyant?"
Mr Waffle:        " Of course, you have to remember it is mid term and people are more interested in the deficit than Local Politics. Trust me, we will be back in two years time."
Noseworthy:     "Back to the studio"

Media Person:   "There you have it, UKIP are a flash-in-the-pan Party and will be disbanded by 2017."

This is what we are up against, lying politicians and a hostile media. We need to take it seriously even if the opposition don't. I didn't join UKIP with the sole aim of changing the direction of the Conservative Party. I joined because the Three Main Parties, LibLabConDem, have no longer got the interests of the British people at heart. They are self centred surrender monkeys at the beck and call of the ever expanding European Union. I want to see this Party, UKIP, become a major force in British politics. I certainly do not want to stand by and watch as it is melded back into the Conservative Party, as happened with the Reform Party in Canada.
I read somewhere that Senior Tories are comparing UKIP policies to those of the Conservatives during the nineteen eighties. I see nothing wrong with that, the point everyone of our critics is missing, deliberately in my opinion, is that when the despicable Labour Party took over in nineteen ninety seven there was a negligible deficit. Do they argue that, that was a bad thing?

So, the parties are over. Now the real hard work begins. It is already being said in some of the tabloids that the best that we can hope for in the European Elections is second place behind the Labour Party.
It is our duty to prove them wrong and sweep the board.
The same tabloids are also predicting that come 2015 the UKIP vote will evaporate and we will disappear into political history. Again, it is our duty to prove them wrong and get UKIP Members of Parliament.

Mr Noseworthy:   "Nigel Farage, why did UKIP do so well in the General Election?"
Nigel Farage:        "Easy Noseworthy, we tell the truth!"