WAS DAVE SIDESWIPED?

Dave’s Dilema

“I was let down by Letwin”.

Said Dave over breakfast with Sam.

“He let Miliband run all over him,

The stupid little Man!”

“You could have gone to the meeting”

Said Sam, in an admonishing tone.

“Instead you wanted a night in,

with me and your mobile phone.”

“I know Sam and, I enjoyed it

But I think you are missing the point

I shouldn’t have tried to avoid it

Now Hacked Off are ruling the joint.”

“Dave, what are you saying

I thought Grant was off to the States

Crawling through alleys and paying

For sex with his female mates.”

“I don’t know where he is crawling,

Anyway, his presence was not required.

Clegg, Miliband and Hacked Off

Against me, all conspired!”

“Hacked Off were not invited

Of that I was quite, quite sure

With them the meeting was blighted

An ambush behind closed door!”

“Calm down Dave,” Said Sammy

Putting an arm around her man

“Your forehead is quite clammy

Just stick to the original plan”. 

“The people will not like it! 

There’ll be rioting in the street!

I can’t really go and fight it

Their victory is complete!”

Sammy just smiled sweetly

She knew her Eton man

She knew that he had discreetly

Come up with that cunning plan!